You Don't Have To Be Dead To Work Here... Chapter Five

Title: You Don't Have to be Crazy Dead to Work Here (But It Helps).
Part: 5/22
Author: Jashyr
Genre: Horror/Black Comedy
Word Count: 50,000
Disclaimer: These characters are mine. They live in my head and make me do crazy things like entering NaNoWriMo...
Rating: PG-13? Probably.
Warnings: Some gore. Written for NaNoWriMo last year and while it has been re-edited the punctuation police are still looking at it suspiciously.

( Chapter Five - The End of the Financial World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) )