You Don't Have to be Dead to Work Here... Prologue

Title: You Don't Have to be Crazy Dead to Work Here (But It Helps).
Part: 0/22
Author: Jashyr
Genre: Horror/Black Comedy
Word Count: 50,000
Disclaimer: These characters are mine. They live in my head and make me do crazy things like entering NaNoWriMo...
Rating: PG-13? Probably.
Warnings: Some gore. Written for NaNoWriMo last year and while it has been re-edited the punctuation police are still looking at it suspiciously.
 

 

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